You can’t make this stuff up…

Daddy: “Rhyan, where is Jesus?”

Rhyan: “Um… he’s in my hauwt.”

Daddy: “That’s right, and did you know he made the sky and the stars, and the birds, and the trees and you and me, and Charley and Mommy. He made the grass, the water, doggies and kitties, lions and tigers, he made bananas and apples and oranges. He made everything.”

Rhyan: (staring into the sky bewildered) “Whoa, I can’t believe dis! We need to put dat on facebook!”

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